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Infinite Cat Project Archives for July 29 - august 2, 2019.


Mewsings, July 29, 2019: "Cats look beyond appearances--beyond species entirely, it seems--to peer into the heart." - Barbara L. Diamond


the decoy book

Gratuitous Kute Kittiness: Lifehack #267 - The Decoy Book





Cat Mewvie: Goalkeeper Cat.

 

cat and spider battle comic

Today's Kitty Komic


giant white cat art

Feline Art: "By the Sea" by Monokubo.

cat puke on computer

The Cat and the Gamer
by Reid McCarter

Cats ask very little of us. They need to be fed, brushed, given water and toys to play with, and have their litter changed. In return, they provide love and companionship, tempered only with the annoyances of some occasional early morning meowing and ill-timed explosions of barf.

Because cats, for all their redeeming qualities, are also great at yacking stuff up in the last place you’d want them to, a live streamer who goes by JadedBlue will now be taking a break from playing games on the internet. As a perfectly framed clip shows, his cat Kelsier decided to cut short a Twitch broadcast yesterday by ralphing with such incredible volume and direction that it broke a computer.

The video proceeds like a low-stakes horror short: JadedBlue is playing a game, hears some disconcerting meows and asks “What’s the matter, buddy?” After recognizing the first of several disgustingly wet-sounding cat gags, he looks to his left, pleads “Oh, dude...dude,” and the stream abruptly cuts off. Kelsier the cat, full of feline dignity (and hastily eaten food), yartzed so hard it cut the video immediately.Later, the streamer announced, with the grossest photographic evidence possible, that he won’t “be streaming for a little bit” because Kelsier “ended up puking directly into my computer,” likely wrecking the motherboard, graphics card, and power.

This is the nature of the world. Cats are not stuffed animals. They are living, breathing creatures whose affection comes with a few small caveats—like that sometimes, in exchange for all the good they bring, they’ll vomit straight into the top of your computer, costing you hundreds of dollars and interfering with your video game streaming schedule.








Mewsings, July 30, 2019: "He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone - this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls 'My cat.'" - Margaret Benson


two grey cats

Gratuitous Kittiness: Like mother like daughter.





Cat Mewvie: Learning to treadmill.

 

declaw cat comic

Today's Kitty Komic


graphite cat art

Feline Art: Graphite drawing, artist unknown.




Mewsings, July 31, 2019: "The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity." - Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon


cat sitting on eggs

Gratuitous Kittiness: "All hail Fluffy McFlufferstein!"





Cat Mewvie: I think this kitty would prefer something in 3/4 time.

 

stuck kitty comic

Today's Kitty Komic

orange tabby cat art

Feline Art: "Orange Tabby" by Ron Krajewski.





Mewsings, August 1, 2019: "A cat doesn't 'roll' well with a change of someone else's making."
- Carole Wilbourn



cat peeking out door

Gratuitous Kittiness: "Sorry, we're not religious."






Cat Mewvie: The clever Mr. Clinton.

 

dracula cat comic

Today's Kitty Komic

loaf cat art

Feline Art: "Daisy" by Nancy West.




Mewsings, August 2, 2019: "A cat's behavior is a direct reflection of his feelings." - Carole Wilbourn


cat and fireman

Gratuitous Kittiness: Cat and the fireman who saved it.






Cat Mewvie: Yes, it was once cold in Florida.

 

playing games with the cat comic

Today's Kitty Komic

lazy white cat painting

Feline Art: "Lazy White Cat", artist unknown.



 




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