Quote the Kitty
I like to change my "tautology
message every day, and some of them are just too good to lose
forever so I decided to begin archiving them here. Enjoy!
of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular."
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -
H. L. Mencken
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found
the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
- Norm Papernick
Rule: I'm not impressed by what college your kid is going
to. George Bush went to Yale. The End." -Bill Maher
"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
- Albert Einstein
respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
- Wilson Mizner
sober your ass up real quick." - Richard Pryor
"People may surprise you with unexpected
kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem
unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege
in this world." - Kinky Friedman
"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to
do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." - Susan
cult is a religion with no political power." - Tom Wolfe
out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order!
Putting things in order always means getting other people
under control." - Denis Diderot, Supplement to Bougainville's
would rather someone was wrapped in the Constitution burning
the flag than wrapped in the flag burning the Constitution."
who have experienced despair never have cold hearts."
- anonymous Chinese immigrant
"We may extend our dominion over the whole continent...but
be assured it will be at the price of our free institutions."
- Rep. William Waters Boyce
democracy is perfected, the office of president represents,
more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some
great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach
their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron."
- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
"Top Ten Things I Have Learned
In The Last 24 Years. #5: The only thing funnier than a horny
president is an idiot president." - David Letterman
it's natural to kill, why do men have to go into training
to learn to do it?" - Joan Baez
"You know what they say, if Dick
Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the
face, it's six more weeks of winter." --Jimmy Kimmel
do believe in living each day like it was my last. That's
why I never have any clean clothes, for honestly, who bothers
to do laundry on your last day?" -anon
"Sometimes I think we're alone.
Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is
staggering." -- R. Buckminster Fuller
who dance are considered insane by them who can't hear the
music." - George Carlin
"I won't fight in a war started by those who wouldn't
fight in a war." - Sign at the United for Peace and Justice
March, 1-27-07, in Washington, D.C.
"Man will never be free until the last king is
strangled with the entrails of the last priest."—Denis
a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary
act." - George Orwell
you have a society that is addicted to lawyers, addicted to
credit, addicted to stupidity, with nowhere to go and nobody
to sell it to, what do you call that?" - Frank Zappa,
insurance companies can still have fire insurance and car
insurance but there's no room for them in individual
health insurance because
we're human beings, not automobiles." -
schooling is to education what amputation is to weight loss."
- Mike Stanfill
"He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot
is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave."
- William Drummond
used to be the Great Melting Pot, but it's slowly becoming
the Great TV Dinner where the peas must be kept separate from
the mashed potatoes." - Mike Stanfill
use waterboarding techniques on anyone who says waterboarding
isn't torture. I have a funny hunch they might change their
minds... real quick. " - Mike Stanfill
used to say 'It's the economy, stupid'. Well, this is Stupid's
Economy, and it's time to get smart again." - Devilstower,
we all had wings there would be no borders, there would be
no countries, there would be no wars. We would, however, occasionally
peck each other's eyes out.” - Mike Stanfill