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Frankie the cat
Infinaut #1

Welcome to the catalogue of a categorically cataclysmic concatenation.

The Infinite Cat Project is about one cat watching another (see below). A long line of 1800 cats so far. The very first Infinaut is Frankie, seen at left admiring a flower. He is the owner of Paul Hamilton.

If you'd like to add your own fuzzy friend to the Infinite Queue you can find all the details here. Or just take a picture of your kitty watching Chief, below, and email it to me. It's just that easy.

Mewsings: November 25, 2015 - "Bless their little pointed faces and their big, loyal, loving hearts. If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed?" - Winifred Carriere

cats in boxes

Gratuitous Kute Kittiness: "Thanks for the neat toys!"

Misuzu the cat

Our latest Infinaut, Cat #1803: Misuzu (and Tristan) watching Pixel watching Emma...

For your convenience you can search our Infinite Cats in 50-kitty groups.

Cat Mewvie: "If music is the food of love, play on!"

the truth about cats

Today's Kat Komic

cat street art

Feline Art: Watching. Always watching.

dog person

Learning to live as a cat person.
by Andrew Mitchell

I am a dog person. My wife likes cats. Our cat Tiger… (Yes we have a cat. It was a compromise. She had her cat, I had my man cave.) Anyway, Tiger is a mild mannered kind of cat. She does the usual kind of cat-type things, you know, like taking long extended kitty naps, drinking from the bathtub faucet, jumping on the bed at 6 a.m., swatting us in the face, reminding us that it’s feeding time, etc. Here are a few things I’ve learned from living with a cat.

1: Cats are not loyal. Many of you cat owners out there may disagree with this, but in Tigers case, her loyalty is centered around herself. I know this may sound confusing, but the only time she shows ANY attention to my wife and I is if she wants something, mainly to be fed. We tried the old throw something at Tiger and hope she brings it back trick. She only gave us a dirty look, walked back to a sunny place on the windowsill and promptly fell asleep.

2: Cats are a lot cleaner than dogs. Okay, they do hack up the occasional hairball, or shed, but that is nothing in comparison to giving a dog a bath, or taking it to have it groomed. Cats do not urinate or defecate on the floor. That is unless they are elderly, have a medical problem, or as in Tigers case, upset over not having a clean litter box. She proved that by walking into the kitchen one day as I was preparing dinner, and showed me exactly how she felt.

3. I don’t know about other cats, but Tiger is a lot quieter than any other dog I know of. That is except for my parents' dog, Brandy. Brandy is a Poodle/Shih Tzu mix. She doesn’t talk much, leaps upon your lap, and tries to lick your face. My parents other dog Coal, is an entirely different story. I’ve nicknamed him Fizz Gig. If any of you have ever seen, or remember the movie “The Dark Crystal”, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Fizz Gig was a Muppet, covered in hair, screamed a lot and had lots of teeth. This describes Coal to a T. The only difference between Coal and Fizz Gig is that Coal barks instead of screams.

4. You do not give cats a bath. See No. 2. CATS HATE WATER, they bathe themselves. Tiger is constantly licking herself, picking at the space between her toes, cleaning her rear, etc. The only time she ever got close to having a bath was when she fell into a full tub of water after walking around the edge. You give a dog a bath, and nine times out of 10, it gives you a bath afterward by shaking itself dry.

5. Cats are more flexible than dogs. Pick up a cat, and it’s like a limp dishrag. You can fold it into a taco shape. The cat may not like this, but it’s possible. Word to the wise, don’t try doing this with a dog, it’s not possible.

And finally…

6. As a rule, cats have cute names. Unless your cat weighs 400 pounds, has fangs sticking out of the side of its mouth, and slightly resembles those that Sigfried and Roy play with, you would not normally name it things like Killer, Rover, Fido or Brute. Most of the cats I’ve known have prissy names, such as Princess, Pookie, Lady or Buttons. Our cat Tiger is the exception, we named her because of the tiger stripe markings she has across her back. I had an aunt who had a cat named Bucky and Puke once, she was the creative type.

I’m slowly learning to be a cat person. It’s taken some time, but my canine instincts are fading. Maybe it’s the way Tiger brushes up against my leg as I write on the computer, maybe it’s the way she purrs, I don’t know, but there is something peaceful about owning a cat.

free kibble

Free Kibble for Kitties

I was alerted to a web site called by Beloved Girlfriend. You go there, play a simple trivia game and the site donates kibble to needy animal shelters. It's free and you can play once a day, every day. They obviously make a few bucks for themsleves but it's clear that the majority of proceeds goes to the animals, so please stop in when you can.

PS, you can also totally send some kitty vittles with just a click at Just visit the site and press the big purple button. That's all there is to it.

Oh, and if you're looking to save some money on meds for your moggies how about a free 1800petmeds coupon code? web designNeed a custom web site that's attractive, fast-loading, Google-friendly and, relatively-speaking, dirt cheap? Then see my friends at X-Site-D Web Creation. Tell 'em Mike sent ya!

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My Infinite Gratitude

The following is a relatively short yet very heartening list of those who have contributed in support of the Infinite Cat Project over the years. In lieu of listing the names in any intelligent way I decided to post them alphabetically. It's not a perfect system, as those of you of Polish descent get the shaft again <grin> but at least it helps me keep the names straight.

In case you're wondering, names in white indicate donations of $5 or less, while green notates donations in excess of $10. The single listing in orange is for a very exceptional cat lover who recently earned the prestigious "Quadruple Kittyhead" for her generous and continuing support. (You know who you are and I want to have your children.)

M. Adam, S. Adams, L. Aimone, S. Almaguer, G. Ancell, M. Axtell, A. Bachman, D. Baker, O. Balaban, K. Berenson, H. Bielefeldt, T. Blassingame, P. Blassingame, A. Bolt, R. Bruner, J. Bullas, A. Chiang, M. Cogen, D. Conlin, B. Coren, M. Cracauer, D.Davis, M. Dawson, J. Delton, T. Devrick, J. Diamond, T. Dixon, C. Dofer, E. Dorfman, B. Dutton, E. Fitzpatrick, B. Fonteboa, E. Foss, B. Friesner, G. Garcia, M. Gordon, A. Greeley, A. Gunn, J. Hamblen, B. Harper, J. Hays, T. Henry, D. Herbert, A. Hertz, M. Hester, A. Hilbert, K. Hildebrandt, A. Hoger, P. Houser, V. Huston, , J. Ikeda, B. Jones, S. Jowett, P. Keachie, M. Knight, R. Kunz, D. Lawley, W. Lee, M. Lufkin, C. Lewis, K. MacKenzie, M. Mcgann, J. McGinnis, M. Mckercher, S. Melhuish, T. Miles, D. Morse-Kahn, A. Neduha, A. Nelson, L. Nevins, C. O'Brien, A. Ocean,, K. Orman, K. Otto, Pinky & Bunny, R. Owens, J. Pavlov, R. Perry, C. Phillips, H. Pirani, C. Plant, R. Poletto, K. Pride, D. Rakowski, R. Redman, R. Riitala, M. Ryan, W. Ryngwelski,  D. Sanders, M. Schluter, H. Sherwood-Taylor, J. Sokel, S. Somero, M. Stabile, F. Street, J.P. Thompson, D. Thoms, G. Toland, C. Ullrich, J. van Luyt, A. Walls, J. Weisenfeld, K. Welles, B. Wilkinson, J. Williams.

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