Rules For Cats
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened,
stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have
ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out
and think about several things. This is particularly important
during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.
Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.
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