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Because
I can't afford a warehouse on Long Island filled with ICP crapola
you'll have to visit our Cafe Press location and pay their obnoxious
prices.
Click here
if you're rich or stupid. |
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"Cats
Don't Dance" is a dandy animated feature that sadly got
the stinky end of the studio politics stick. No question, end
of story, my favorite cat movie of all time.
Click here
to see what I mean. |
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This
unforgettable sitcom proved that even aliens from Melmac like
cats, too....for dinner. But in a good way.
Click here
if you love Alf. |
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What
do you call a book detailing all that goes on in the back rooms
of the National Gallery of Art?
Why, "The Nine Ton Cat", natch!
Click here
to weigh your options. |
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Every
cat needs a great, big, carpeted, fake version of itself to
sharpen its claws on, right?
Right?
Click here
or the terrorists win. |
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Finally,
the answer to all those nagging questions like "Why does
my cat keep bringing me dead animals?" in handy book format.
Click here
to understand. |
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A
remote-controlled mouse to drive your cat bonkers. Just, uh,
be sure and keep it safely stored away between play periods.
Click here
to get moving. |
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"Hiss
and Tell: True Stories from the Files of a Cat Shrink".
One of my favorite cat book titles of all time.
Click here
for the juicy details. |
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"You
eediot! Rush out now and buy this 32-episode DVD set of Ren
& Stimpy's first two seasons. And don't forget the hairy
chest wig!"
Click here
for joy-joy-joy! |
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X-rated....cat...cartoons.
The 70s was a very different place, man.
Click here
for animated boobies. |
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"Cat
Ballou". Without doubt, the funniest movie ever set in
Wolf City, Wyoming.
Click here
for more details, pardner. |
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Yes,
"Maus, A Survivor's Tale" may have allegorically portrayed
cats as German Nazi's, but cut it some slack as the book won
a frickin' Pulitzer Prize.
Click here
for the grisly details. |
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This
item is simply called "Cat Too Pooped to Participate Cat
Throw Blanket Afghan by Charles Wysocki". Couldn't have
said it better myself.
Click here
for more poop. |
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The
next time you're attacked in the shower by a sadistic killer
maniac, you'll be comforted by these adorable cat-shaped shower
curtain hooks.
Click here
to hook up. |
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The
great thing about America is that you can combine a cat-carrier,
with a baby-stroller and people won't lock you away in the home
for the commercially befuddled.
Click here
to get rolling. |
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Rock-and-roll,
hoochie-poo!
Click here
for a mad whirl. |
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You're
looking at 6 pounds of cast stone with everything that doesn't
look like a cute kitty and his little mouse friend cut away.
Click here
to rock and not roll. |
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My
mother once had a kitchen timer in the shape of Dwight Eisenhower's
head. This one offers some improvement.
Click here
for a good time. |
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These
are the cats you'll be happy to see in your Xmas tree.
Click here
for some sack time. |
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This
is why the terrorist's hate us. Because WE have leopard-skin
bowling balls and they have sand. Lots and lots of sand.
Click here
and have a ball. |
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Even
though you never even knew they existed until now, you've probably
always wanted a poof chair in a tacky faux-leopard print.
Click here,
Paris. |
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Oh,
to heck with disco. Let's POLKA! And the mazurka never sounded
better than when played on a Hohner 3100 Panther diatonic accordion.
Whatever that means.
Click here
for your main squeeze. |
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Funny...Panther
Stadium looks so much... bigger on TV.
Click here
for a closer view. |
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We
are a framed-movie print, if you please. We are a framed movie
print, if you don't, please.
Click here,
Lady. |
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Short of laminating your cat in plastic, Frontline is the best
flea-prevention treatment I've found.
Click here
to croak a copepod. |
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My
2nd favorite cat movie! Great tunes, the unforgettable voice
of Judy Garland, that peculiar UA animation style, and a surprise
lesson in modern art. Tres bon!
Click here
, s'il vous plait. |
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"Breakfast
of Champions" is my very favorite Kurt Vonnegut book, but
"Cat's Cradle" is still pretty danged good.
Click here.
And so it goes. |
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Although
my cat would rather play with the box these came in , your moggie
might appreciate an Italian leather collar replete with hand-set
stones.
Click here,
il mio amico. |
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While
we wait for the world's first Paint-by-Numbers Museum of Modern
Art here's something to help you explore your digital muse.
Click here
for retentive fun. |
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The
first time I ever heard about toilet-training a cat I said to
myself "Surrrrre you can. And you can teach 'em to tap-dance,
too."
Color me surprised.
Click here
to look flushed. |
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The
thing that surprised me about this cook book for cats is that
not every recipe begins with the phrase..."Take 1/2 cup
shredded mouse brains...".
Click here
to get cooking. BAM! |
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"STELLLLLAAAAAA!"
Click here
for more Marlon. |
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I
fondly remember Gene Dietch as a producer of lousy, late-50's
cartoons, but he was secretly a hip, groovy cat in the 40's
and 50's.
Click here,
you dig? |
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Purely
in the interest of expanding your limited sphere of musical
interest, and in getting you to fork over some hard-earned simoleons,
I present Cat Power.
Click here
to get down. |
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No
joke. Every cat owner should own a copy of this book, "The
Cat Owner's Home Veterinary Handbook".
Click here
for health. |
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Now
THIS is a litter box.
Click here
to hide your shame. |
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A
guy lost his kitty to feline leukemia so he created a tribute
album called "Cat-Shaped Hole in My Heart". I know
how he feels. Proceeds go to a no-kill shelter.
Click here
to share the pain. |
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Sonny
Tufts stars in "Cat Women of the Moon". It's
no "Species II" but, thankfully, very few other things
are.
Click here
for more Sonny Tufts. |
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I
don't know why you'd write a book detailing the skeletal components
of just the cat AND the human but it's good combo.
Click here
for the inside skinny. |
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Got
a big cat, or even a little cat, and narrow window sills? Get
a cat-hammock and let them enjoy the pleasures of what I call
'Kitty TV'.
Click here
to improve the view. |
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Hayao
Miyazaki won an Oscar in 2002 for his animated film "Spirited
Away" but he's no one-trick pony. Check out his delightful
film of the Cat King.
Click here
for regal splendour. |
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What's
better for the 'hidden dragon' of grime than the 'crouching
kitten' of soap.
Click here
to come clean. |
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The
flat versions of these cardboard scratchboards are easy to use,
but this one's uphill all the way.
Click here
to improve your hang time. |
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Carl
Sandburg said "The fog comes on little cat feet".
Now so can you.
Click here
to tickle your tootsies. |
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On
September 15th, 2006, they released every single Calvin &
Hobbes comic ever syndicated in this awesome three-book set.
Click here
for heaven on paper. |
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